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Topshop sunglasses

Ok, so get this. As the weather warms up, something happens to my eyes. At certain times of the year they suddenly get all attractive. But not to boys. Oh no, that would be too easy. Instead, they are irresistible to BUGS.

I swear, they just can’t keep away. And I’ll be walking down the street, minding my own business and then BAMMMMMM a bug will literally fly INTO my eye where it will die. DIE. Bugs die in my eyes! Gross, right? It’s so embarrassing and painful and GROSS. Yesterday it happened right outside Topshop so I had to run in to find a mirror. Today I went to the shop to buy biscuits and a bee (A BEE!!) headed (made a bee line!) straight for my face. Luckily I have excellent reactions and I swatted it away before it got me. Kamikaze bees, guys! What the hell?

So now I have vowed to wear sunglasses whenever I am outside. It is the only way. I’m just lucky there are so many cute options out there, like these in pale green and lemon from Topshop. Sheesh!

4 Comments Post a comment
  1. that is really terrible, but also hilarious.
    the one good thing about wearing prescription eyeglasses is that you always have your eye protection on. but, I don’t get to wear cute sunglasses. wah.

    May 10, 2010
  2. Dot #

    Your eyes must be sort of magical! I’m still giggling about the bee line, ha.

    May 10, 2010
  3. Cyndy #

    Poor Vic, poor bugs! Shame on the boys!

    May 11, 2010
  4. Oh dear! I’m glad you made this sunglasses pact, you need those eyes

    May 11, 2010

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