Ok, so get this. As the weather warms up, something happens to my eyes. At certain times of the year they suddenly get all attractive. But not to boys. Oh no, that would be too easy. Instead, they are irresistible to BUGS.
I swear, they just can’t keep away. And I’ll be walking down the street, minding my own business and then BAMMMMMM a bug will literally fly INTO my eye where it will die. DIE. Bugs die in my eyes! Gross, right? It’s so embarrassing and painful and GROSS. Yesterday it happened right outside Topshop so I had to run in to find a mirror. Today I went to the shop to buy biscuits and a bee (A BEE!!) headed (made a bee line!) straight for my face. Luckily I have excellent reactions and I swatted it away before it got me. Kamikaze bees, guys! What the hell?